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Joke of the Day

"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"

"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."

"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."

"Capital Reward Stoners get stoned in Saudi Arabia"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"At Comic Con, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours."

"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."

"Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest"

"Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"