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Joke of the Day

"What was John Locke's favorite beer? Natty Rights"

"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut"

"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"

"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""

"Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno"

"Her: OMG! You didn't feed my cat while I was away? Me: Do you remember that time you didn't harvest my crops on FarmVille? Now we're even."