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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."

"What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea? Because he didn't wait for it to be cool."

"I hate when I accidentally say ""I love you"" instead of ""I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"""

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"

"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"

"I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day."

"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""

"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"Three guys walk into a bar together... You would've thought at least one of them would have seen it!"