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Joke of the Day

"Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex"

"How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!"

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Dogs. Because when everyone looks at you like you're crazy, they look at you like you're amazing."

"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."

"I phoned in sick today ""Exactly how sick are you?"" ""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."""

"If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?"

"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."

"In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe."

"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"