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Joke of the Day

"Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex"

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."

"Wanna hear a rape joke? No? That's what she said."

"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."

"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."

"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."