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Joke of the Day

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"

"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"Drunk dude told me this at a party ""Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian name is?"" ""Katy A."" (Katy, eh) Maybe you would've had to have been there..."

"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"