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Joke of the Day
"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"
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"Why did the dog chase the bulldozer? It doesn't like Cats."
"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."
"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""
"Contrary to the rest of America, Twitter runs on drunken."
"""I hate karaoke."" ""It's pronounced kah-rah-oh-keh."" ""Now, I hate you too."""
"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."
"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."