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Joke of the Day
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
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"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."
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"I Was Accused Of Being A Paedophile Today... Now who wants a sweet?"
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"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"
"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."