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Joke of the Day
"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."
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"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle."
"I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin."
"What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/"
"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Stranger man at the beach asked me, ""Y'all got a boat?"" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models. It took him a moment."
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"Garcinia Cambogia."