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Joke of the Day

"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."

"My girlfriend doesn't like me having access to a European single market of 500 million So we had a vote and she's making me uninstall Tinder"

"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."

"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"