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Joke of the Day
"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"
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"Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater"
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""
"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""
"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"
"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."
"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."