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"Women's rights."
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"If it walks and talks like Stephen Hawking... It's probably not Stephen Hawking."
"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""
"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher."
"[gets out of tanning bed with a grilled cheese sandwich]"