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Joke of the Day
"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher."
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"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"
"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"
"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"
"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."
"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."
"Whats a shitty nickname for a tree theif? The Log Pincher."
"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"