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Joke of the Day

"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"

"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"

"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"

"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"

"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."

"We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows."

"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."

"*Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me"

"I was born to be happy... not normal."

"Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it."