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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."
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"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"
"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."
"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."
"When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray"
"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"