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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that."
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"Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous"
"What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli."
"I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view."
"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"
"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"
"Knock knock.. Come in!"
"[Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] ""Would you like a Wet-Nap?"" No thanks, I had one this afternoon."
"*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER"
"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"