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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."
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"A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery"
"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."
"What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? A Haiku."
"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"
"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."
"The moral of ""The Three Little Pigs"" is ""make your house with bricks."" Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?"
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."