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Joke of the Day
"My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed."
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"Enjoying Life There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my wife when she has the hiccups. I wish I could wake up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!"
"Today I was on Crimea St It was flooded."
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"
"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."
"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""
"""Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?""-Steve, shitty pencil magician"