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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"

"Why I'd never get a sex change I wouldn't have the balls to do it"

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."

"Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."

"If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too."