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Joke of the Day
"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."
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"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."
"Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help"
"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"
"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."
"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."
"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"
"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."