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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."
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"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"
"I wish I was in better shape but I also wish I could fast-forward this pizza tracker."
"The police came to my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes."
"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""
"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."
"MIL: You're going to give me a heart attack someday! M: Last time I checked you didn't even have a heart."
"What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? Fuck nose."
"I got caught torrenting ""Free Fallin"", ""American Girl"", and ""Wildflowers"" They charged me with first degree Petty Theft."
"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."