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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? Fuck nose."
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"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."
"Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""
"Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction."
"Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show"