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Joke of the Day

"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"

"What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!"

"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."

"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"