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Joke of the Day

"I met a hot chick That girl was on fire."

"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"

"BELLHOP: May I take care of your bags? ME: Of course! BELLHOP: [gently applies seven layers of concealer under my eyes]"

"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."

"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""

"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"