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Joke of the Day
"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."
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"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."
"What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese"
"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""
"My wife left me over my pasta fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."
"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."
"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."
"PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."