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Joke of the Day
"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."
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"Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!"
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"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"
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"Why doesn't the Mormon Church have a Tour De France team?"
"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."
"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."
"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."