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Joke of the Day

"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"

"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"

"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""

"*holds flashlight under chin* ""...and then the typo appears, AFTER you hit send!!"" *everyone screams in horror*"

"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""

"What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!"