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Joke of the Day

"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""

"Imagine me with poor grammar. Wrong. Worser."

"Lemonade Stand At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"If you can't walk into your walk in closet, you might just live with your girlfriend."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? With Little Caesars"

"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"

"Trump is banning the importing of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."