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Joke of the Day
"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"
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"The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't"
"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."
"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."
"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."
"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""
"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""
"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"
"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."
"Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!"