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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!"
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"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."
"What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane"
"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."
"[Robot Uprising] Human: Oh no a robot! What kind are you? Robot: I am a counting machine Human: Oh thank g Robot: Now killing human #53822"
"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"
"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"
"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"