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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."
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"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."
"Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."
"Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a ... ... chinese restaurant."
"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."
"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."