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Joke of the Day
"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"
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"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"
"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
"TIL that if you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end... You would die."
"What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird"
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"
"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."
"Why are crime rates down in the US? Because criminals keep turning themselves into police."
"What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."