29254
Joke of the Day
"I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down."
Next Joke
"I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one."
"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""
"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."
"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."
"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."
"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"
"A woman's heart is as tender, vulnerable and fragile as a man's balls. Don't break hers and she won't break yours."