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Joke of the Day
"I got two front teeth for Christmas! I have no idea who they belong to."
Next Joke
"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"
"Hey why isn't Phil Hughes playing in the test today? Oh didn't you hear, he was the first Australian to be killed by ebola!"
"I'm so single, the variables I declare are double."
"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."
"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"
"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"I made a shitty voodoo doll, once... ...and all the limbs fell off. Worked out for me, though."