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Joke of the Day
"What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper? Check, mate."
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"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."
"Mary was in the prophet making business"
"So if you eat what you like and don't exercise, eventually you get a motorised scooter. I'm really not seeing the down side here."
"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
"UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier"
"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."
"What do you call someone who hasn't heard about Pokemon go Amish"
"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."
"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"