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Joke of the Day
"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
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"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."
"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."
"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."
"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"
"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"
"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."
"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."
"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"