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"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"
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"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."
"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""
"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."
"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""
"Got so drunk last night I woke up on a sidewalk this morning and rolled under a parked car so I could continue sleeping in the shade."