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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find Penny's body."

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."

"I've been writing a joke about the whites, blacks and asians... But it's a bit racey."

"What do Michelle Obama and the lead singer of The Police have in common? They're both similar to insects! (FLOTUS like a butterfly, Sting like a bee)"

"think of the children! so a man is raping a woman in the park the woman cries out ""THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"" pervy bitch.."

"Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude."

"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."

"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""