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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."

"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"

"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""

"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"

"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""

"So a guy wants to live on a Danish island... He finds that the island is empty."

"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here while I go on ahead."