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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"
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"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."
"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."
"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."
"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."
"Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement ""You squeeze it, we freeze it!"""
"Women find me ugly till I tell them I make millions of dollars... What I don't mention is that I am talking about Zimbabwe dollars!"
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"
"Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions."
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."