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"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
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"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"
"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."
"Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass."
"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."
"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."
"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
"When I'm at a business dinner I pretend like I'm choking so I can chug my wine."
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."