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Joke of the Day

"lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?"

"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."

"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then."

"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."

"Seals are just dog mermaids."