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Joke of the Day

"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."

"A thief broke into my house last night... he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him"

"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that...it's a tie."

"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"

"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."

"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"