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Joke of the Day
"If you have any snacks left when the movie starts you're a wizard & need to be killed."
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"Well well well if it isn't the kangaroo whose pouch I'm in."
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"I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity. I'm starting to regret naming my dog that."
"I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
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"If I had $100 for every time I'd had sex I might break even."