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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence"
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"I drive a 5 wheeler... But ones in the trunk"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
"My girlfriend always keep her boobs pressed against my face when she asks me for expensive things.She calls it the ""Booby trap"""
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"
"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."
"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."
"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."