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Joke of the Day
"If I had $100 for every time I'd had sex I might break even."
Next Joke
"Can I major in Life Hacks? Why not, I've already got two degrees that could be less useful."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."
"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."
"[Day after Xmas] 7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me 9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast"
"My purse is deeper than some people."
"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."
"A man walks into a bank and puts a bag of weed up on the counter. He asks to open a joint account"
"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."
"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"