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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. ""knock knock"" ""whose there?"" ""not sally!"""

"How do you make your wife a dildo? Stick her fingers up your butt."

"What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp Hyp Hooray."

"i took a STD test today Turns out i pass with hepatitis A, i know what you're thinking and no i didn't cheat off the asian girl."

"do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there"

"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."

"Wanna hear a story about a ghost? That's the spirit."

"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"