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Joke of the Day
"The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die."
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"What can a man do that is physically impossible for women to accomplish? Orgasm."
"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""
"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"
"cop: why'd you kill him? me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers cop: ugh hate that you're free to go"
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."
"""You've changed."" ""I know, I'm a Transformer."""
"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"
"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""