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Joke of the Day

"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"

"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"

"[spelling bee] -your word is 'amnesia' -can you use it a sentence, please? -your word is 'amnesia'"

"Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."

"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."

"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"