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Joke of the Day

"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""

"I Can control sheep just by listening to them I herd it with my own ears"

"What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence? Udder destruction"

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."

"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."

"A motorist ran into a shop. ""Do you own a black and white cat?"" he asked. ""No"" replied the manager. ""Oh dear"" said the motorist ""I must have run over a nun."""

"Did you hear the news? The guy who invented predicted text died. His funerals on funfair"

"Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to the bar? He heard beer was on the house"

"I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it."

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"