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Joke of the Day
"What can a man do that is physically impossible for women to accomplish? Orgasm."
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"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"
"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"
"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
"I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know... Oreos."
"[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit."
"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."
"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"