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Joke of the Day

"What can a man do that is physically impossible for women to accomplish? Orgasm."

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."

"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."

"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"

"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? One has a cunning array of stunts."

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."