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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"
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"All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter."
"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."
"Introducing 2017's newest best seller: A Million Little Fibers. Written by Melania Trump."
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."
"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."
"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
"I wonder how many calories women burn by... ... jumping to conclusions."
"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."