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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."
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"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."
"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"
"The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."
"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."
"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."
"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."