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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."
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"I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day."
"In the year 1973, there were 2000 Elvis Impersonators. By 1993, over 30,000. At this rate, by 2050 1 out of 3 people will be Elvis"
"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."
"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."
"Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car"
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"
"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"