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Joke of the Day
"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."
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"Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this: ""Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?"" is in iambic pentameter."
"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."
"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."
"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."
"i found the cure for cancer [deleted]"
"Why couldn't the tampon twins get dates? They were both stuck up cunts!"
"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."
"Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."